Absolutely hilarious jokes for students! Get ready to laugh out loud! 😂📚
School & Classroom Jokes
Teacher: Why do you always get so dirty?
Student: Because I’m a history student—I’m always digging up the past!
Why did the student sit on his watch?
Because he wanted to be on time!
Why did the teacher go to the beach?
Because she wanted to test the waters!
Teacher: What’s the capital of France?
Student: F!
Why did the student bring a ladder to school?
Because he heard the grades were going up!
Why was the computer cold in class?
Because it left its Windows open!
Teacher: What is the chemical formula for water?
Student: H₂O!
Other Student: H-I-J-K-L-M-N-O!
Teacher: What?!
Other Student: You said it’s H to O!
Why did the teacher write on the window?
Because she wanted the lesson to be clear!
Why did the student bring a fish to class?
Because he wanted to learn how to "scale" up his grades!
Teacher: What’s the longest word in the dictionary?
Student: Smiles, because there’s a mile between the first and last letter!
Math Jokes
Why was the math book sad?
Because it had too many problems!
Why didn’t the two fours date?
Because they already had something in common—they were both squared!
What did one math book say to the other?“
I have too many problems, I can’t deal with yours too!”
Why was the equal sign so humble?
Because it never wanted to be greater than or less than anyone else!
Why did the student do multiplication on the floor?
Because his teacher said, "Don’t use tables!"
What’s a math teacher’s favorite place to go?
Times Square!
Why did the student bring a ruler to bed?
Because he wanted to measure how long he slept!
What’s a math teacher’s favorite animal?
A pi-thon!
Why was the fraction feeling stressed?
Because it was completely over one!
How do you make seven even?
Take away the ‘s’!
Science Jokes
Why can’t you trust an atom?
Because they make up everything!
Why was the biology book so good at making friends?
Because it had all the right "cell" numbers!
What did the physics teacher say when asked about a black hole?“
I’m sucked into this topic!”
Why do chemists like nitrates so much?
Because they’re cheaper than day rates!
What did the biologist wear to impress his date?
Designer genes!
Why don’t scientists trust stairs?
Because they’re always up to something!
Why did the periodic table break up with oxygen?
Because it had too many "bonds" with others!
What did the student say when he found out the Earth revolves around the sun?“
That really makes my day!”
What do you call an educated tube of toothpaste?
A "fluoride"!
Why did the electron break up with the proton?
Because it was being too positive!
English & Literature Jokes
Why did Shakespeare always write with ink?
Because pencils confused him—2B or not 2B?
Why did the student eat his essay?
Because the teacher said it was a piece of cake!
What’s a book’s least favorite weather?
A book-nado!
Why did the dictionary break up with the thesaurus?Because it just wasn’t on the same page!
What did the punctuation mark say to the sentence?"
Stop! You’re running on!"
What is a grammar teacher’s favorite dinosaur?
The thesaurus!
Why was the comma so emotional?
Because it had too many pauses in its life!
What’s an author’s favorite way to celebrate?
A "plot" twist!
Why did the literature student refuse to play hide and seek?
Because good writers never hide their meanings!
Why did the writer bring a pencil to the party?
To draw attention!
Random Funny School Jokes
Why did the music teacher go to jail?
Because she got caught with too many sharp notes!
Why was the geography book always calm?
Because it knew where it stood!
Why did the student bring a spoon to the exam?
Because it was a piece of cake!
Why did the student refuse to take the bus?
Because he wanted to go on a journey of self-discovery!
Why did the scarecrow become a teacher?Because he was outstanding in his field!
Why do students love history class?
Because it’s full of great "dates"!
What do you call a group of musical students?
A "band" of scholars!
Why do students always carry a pen?
Because you never know when a test will "write" itself!
Why did the clock get detention?
Because it tocked too much!
Teacher: Why are you late?
Student: Because I saw a sign that said, "School ahead, go slow!"
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